18 Reasons Why Riding is Better Than Sex
18- You don't have to sneak your riding magazines into the
house.
17- If you are having trouble with riding, it's perfectly
acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.
16- The Ten Commandments don't say anything about riding.
15- If your trainer takes pictures or videotapes of you
riding, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you
become famous.
14- Your horse won't keep asking questions about other
horses you've ridden.
13- It's perfectly respectable to ride a horse you've never
met before, just once, or, ride many horses in the same day, whether you know
them or not.
12- When you see a really good horse, you don't have to feel
guilty about imagining riding him.
11- If your regular horse isn't available, he/she won't
object if you ride another horse.
10- Nobody will ever tell you that you can go blind if you
ride by yourself.
9- When dealing with a riding trainer, you never have to
wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
8- You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy
neighborhood to buy riding stuff.
7- You can have a riding calendar on your wall at the
office, tell riding jokes and invite co-workers to ride with you without
getting sued for harassment.
6- There's no such thing as a Riding Transmitted Disease.
5- If you want to watch horses on television, you don't have
to subscribe to a premium cable channel (but you might need a video tape).
4- Nobody expects you to promise to ride the same horse for
the rest of your life.
3- Nobody expects you to give up riding if your equine
partner loses interest in the sport.
2- You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation
primarily for the enjoyment of riding.
1- Your horse will never say, "What? You just rode me
last week! Is that all you ever think about?"