BUT YOU CAN MAKE HIM HAPPY AGAIN!!!!

Stewie used to love visiting the forum, but his shenanagans have slowed down because it seems nobody is ever here anymore. Back in the day....there were dozens of users on ES all day and night...and now *sniff* only 2 or 3.

Stewie proposed some ideas for making ES cool again.

This calls for another POLL!!!!!!

I can't believe you didnt allow multiple choice! I think AH should write a weekly column after visiting the ES Open Bar... and Tony Little should make a pod-cast of the weekly column available to ES members.

I also like member with fewest posts gets eaten by Mountain Lion... although brand new users should get a brief reprive so they can catch up. Say... 15 minutes to get them going.

ooh...how bout...we have Tony Little act out Alexander's column...and THEN have mountain lions eat him!?

ETA: well it doesn't allow multiple choice, but I added an "all of the above" option. Does that help?

Feel free to post your ideas here so I can ridicule them.

 I think having a weekly colum by AH would keep things hopping. Maybe if we have some of his followers come on too and try to "convert" us all to his methode??? Kinda like the barefoot vs. shoeing threads (now those can get interesting!)

AshtonGal:

Maybe if we have some of his followers come on too and try to "convert" us all to his methode??? 

Good LORD AG, did somone stuff your unconscious body in a dumpster agan and you missed the 600+ post atrocity in General known as "Why are we still doing this?" in which a self-declared Alexander's cronie visits the forum, insults us by calling us stupid, morons, fat-asses and horse abusers and then expects the name calling should be enough to inspire us to see her things her way?!?!?!

If so...STAY AWAY FROM THAT THREAD!!! ROFL!!!

I don't think the forum has enough bandwith to support a "discussion" like that again.

On the other hand, Alexander has already contacted me and wanted to let me know that he would be happy to write a column about his other ventures, which include a countertop rotisserie, a wart removal product, a workout video and a unicorn tracking device.

Well those articles seem.. uhm... promising...

 Definitely start with the open bar, so we could tolerate the articles by Alexander, moderated by Hanna.  

Is Alexander going to address the unicorn birthing issue?

Well, someone just brought up racing again.  That might help.

However, Cita, I think that an occasional poll designed by you is just what we need, even though that wasn't one of the choices.

BUT I DID CHOOSE YELL EVERYTHING AND JUST WANTED TO TELL THAT IF SEVERAL CHOICES SAID SOMETHING LIKE A, B, C, BUT NOT D, OR E, G, AND I, BUT NOT A, B, OR C, THAT IT COULD BE LIKE MULTIPLE CHOICE.

Just a suggestion.

Oh, that would be... wait a sec...

OH, THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA, ALTHOUGH I THINK THAT THE CHOICES WOULD GET REALLY REALLY CONFUSING. AND LONG. AND STUFF. IT WOULD MAKE FOR SOME INTERESTING RESPONSES. ESPECIALLY FROM STUPID PEOPLE WHO ARE SO DUMB THEY USE BITS ON THEIR HORSES, BECAUSE CHOICES LIKE THE ONES YOU SUGGESTED WOULD REALLY CONFUSE THEM. BECAUSE THEY ARE DUMB.

And stuff.

missamandarose:

BECAUSE THEY ARE DUMB.

AND A FAT-A$$, BLIND AND MORONIC...   

Where's the bar? 

citabobita:

AshtonGal:

Maybe if we have some of his followers come on too and try to "convert" us all to his methode??? 

Good LORD AG, did somone stuff your unconscious body in a dumpster agan and you missed the 600+ post atrocity in General known as "Why are we still doing this?" in which a self-declared Alexander's cronie visits the forum, insults us by calling us stupid, morons, fat-asses and horse abusers and then expects the name calling should be enough to inspire us to see her things her way?!?!?!

If so...STAY AWAY FROM THAT THREAD!!! ROFL!!!

I don't think the forum has enough bandwith to support a "discussion" like that again.

On the other hand, Alexander has already contacted me and wanted to let me know that he would be happy to write a column about his other ventures, which include a countertop rotisserie, a wart removal product, a workout video and a unicorn tracking device.

Oh heck no! I was happily munching away on popcorn eagerly reading the whole thing!!! I could see that train wreck coming from a mile away (I had my own encounter with RS regarding the whole joint-injection thing in Pride-in-Paint's critique request http://forum.equisearch.com/forums/t/38346.aspx?PageIndex=3) but you have to admit that it brought back a whole bunch of people that hadn't posted in a while. It was great to "see", and quite entertaining. With topics like that, it's bound to peak interest right?!

Her whole joint injection thread brought out another reply similar to her "Why are we still doing this?!?!?" lament.

remmer:

missamandarose:

BECAUSE THEY ARE DUMB.

 

AND A FAT-A$$, BLIND AND MORONIC...   

Where's the bar? 

Ah crap, I missed the bar opion!

I'M ALL FOR AN ON-GOING ON-LINE COCKTAIL PARTY.  IN FACT I'M HAVING ONE NOW AS I POST:

AND MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE IT MANDATORY TO POST IN YOUR PAJAMAS.  IT WORKS FOR THE ON-LINE COLLEGES.

I HAVE ONE QUESTION:  DO I GET PAID $1 PER POST OR DO I HAVE TO DO THE PAYING????????

I would hope... oh wait.... I WOULD HOPE THAT I WOULD BE THE ONE GETTING PAID, OTHERWISE I'M REVOKING MY 'ALL OF THE ABOVE' VOTE!

 HEY I COULD GET USED TO THIS YELLING THING. 

AshtonGal:

Ah crap, I missed the bar opion!

You guys should all come join me to go see Junk in the Trunk tonight at the bar over here.  Best funk/disco/80s cover band EVER!!  Maybe I should get them to record some theme music for the forum.  I DO have connections.  Hey, can that be one of our options.. theme music?  I'm thinking.... "Oh yes its ladies night, oh what a night" or "Everybody was kung fu fighting.... HUAH!"  Yeah.... that would be the one.